Purple Wrote an open love letter Such a go-getter I was rabid Raw When I met her Bitter as she were Wouldn’t know no betterWhat sweetness isJust a cold bloodletterI went to pet herShe plumNervousStiffNever deaderChilly as she wereWouldn’t know no betterHow to start a fireDon’t count me inWhen you take attendanceI do commend youFor fortitudeAnd independenceWe had a rollWasn’t quite transcendentSucked my soulLike a slow deathSentence