I’m trippin’ on Don KirschnerSpacin’ out to the TV screenGet my inspirationFrom a rock magazineI was an 8th grade hipsterI was all decked out to playStrikin’ posesIn my mama’s macraméI never believed in the fast track‘Cuz life is just a dream, and I’m flyin’High on a flashbackBackseat loverI lost my cherry at 13Preacher’s daughterWhile we’re crankin’ up the Queen